Time to Laugh

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from December, 2008 Reader's Digest:

My buddy is a lousy golfer, but that doesn't stop him from playing. One day, on the first hole, he teed up, took a couple of practice swings, then swung in earnest and missed the ball entirely. He tried again and missed again. The third time was the charm. He swung--and really missed.

"You were right," he said, taking a breather, "This is a tough course."

I'm Glad I Had A Witness

We were fortunate enough to miss the torrential rains that South Florida received this afternoon. Temperature was 80º at tee off. I made one birdie at Hole #15. We finished by 10:15, and the rains came around 10:20.




score: 97
Tom: 93
Nelson: 73
Cory 91

Going Swimming

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball. ~Gene Perret

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ~Harry Vardon



If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin