You're Not Gonna Believe This

Strange Things About Me

1. Every morning I wake up at 5 o'clock without the help of an alarm clock.

2. When there's a big job to do with a bunch of people to direct, I'm a good director.

3. I keep my wallet chock full of business cards and receipts, but no money.

4. I never wears shoes when at home.

5. I sleep on top of the sheets--no covers for me!

Steaming Weather

It was 88 degrees on the course with a heat index of 97.

Score from the white: 105

Golfing is Fun!

Big Bertha Is Accurate

I've used Big Bertha three wood for 1 1/2 years, and I find it to be accurate. It's one of my favorite clubs.

My score today: 100 from the whites

Tips To Improve Your Score

Here's a good place to get some good tips.

http://golfing.lifetips.com/cat/63589/golf-tips-intermediate/

Going Swimming

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball. ~Gene Perret

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. ~Jim Bishop

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ~Harry Vardon



If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin

The Eighteenth Hole

My ball hits those rocks and bounces into the water!

Golf

My score today: 105 from the whites

Hi

I don't want to blog.

I'm going golfing!